diPoll
a dipoll is a two-choice image poll that allows for quick voting from anybody in the world. dipolls most commonly apply for “would you rather” type of questions.
“i can’t believe kanye ran on stage at the vmas. he should have just made a dipoll to see which music video people like more.”
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