Dirda
n. offensive
a person whose personality makes no sense except in regard to their own family.
what is wrong with that guy?
he is a dirda.
an incredibly tall and h-m-s-xual being covered in acne who hides from his h-m-s-xuality by viewing m-ssive amounts of p-rnography. often too stoned to funtion. makes up vast amounts of stories about all the girls he gets with, which are a cover up for his h-m-s-xual masturbational fantasies. also fascinated(s-xually exct-ted?) by dragons and medieval battles. the dirda also fails to interact with any other human beings which are not virtual other than the corran.
“stop acting like a dirda, youre freaking me out. arent you straight?”
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