Dire fairy


(n) any of the humanoid creatures that sparkle in the manner of a disco ball in the sun while courting underage schoolgirls and looking emo.
did you see that pedo-riffic movie about the dire fairy and the werewolves fighting over some girl they were constantly trying to kill??

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