dirkey
universal noun, much like marglar in south park
“tanner, fix the dirkey”
“how was your dirkey?”
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- Dirty Aspen
when a guy is giving head to another male, and gags on the c-ck. causing him to vomit everywhere. then the other male proceeds by getting him up the -n-s. aspen was giving marco head and they had a dirty aspen.
- Dirty Moped
someone you have s-x with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. a fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out. ‘oh gross that dirty moped smells. i would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this”
- Dirty Pool Man
the act of having -n-l s-x with a woman in the shallow end of a pool while simultaneously her v-g-n- is pummeled by the pool return jet. “my pool man seduced my wife and gave her the dirty pool man!”.
- Dirty Sack Stamp
when you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless. aaron was walking in from work when i surprised him with a dirty sack stamp to the face.
- Dirty Sanchez emotikon/smiley
;{o for a quick and fast way to tell your friends about the dirty sanchez without actually writing it. very helpful in office or other professional situations. brett: so what happened with those girls last night? chester: i totally gave the penley sisters the ;{o (dirty sanchez emotikon/smiley) brett: you’re kidding? chester: nope, gave them […]