Dirt Bed
noun:
1. dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.
see also: bed dirt – detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
“i totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed”
a separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.
ryan ate some fries on his dirt bed. he put the ketchup straight on the sheets.
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