Dirt Derby
the perfect evening marked by hours of extended and enjoyable -n-l s-x.
john: hey brohhh! how was your date with tonya.
roger: it was great yo! she’s wild. we had a dirt derby.
john: lucky you. all i got this weekend was a winter granny handy.
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