dirt nap
when a man becomes so violently drunk he falls asleep mid f-ck, but the p-n-s is still erect.
suzy : hey emily did you get off last night?
emily: no, adam dirtnapped me again last night
to be dead
where’s grandma?
taking a dirt nap.
n. death
v. (taking a dirt nap) dying. sometimes used to describe p-ssing out/being unconscious as if dead
also, receiving a visit from dr. dirt nap (dying)
poor jane, she stayed home from work today because her cat took a dirt nap yesterday.
to kill someone, and therefore make them nap in the dirt
that sob needs a dirtnap
dirtnap makes my shadow grow
to kill someone in call of duty.
you see someone across the map and you scope them in and shoot them; longshot headshot, buzzkill, payback… dirtnap!
1. to be dead, alt. taking a dirt nap
2. the act of taking a dump in someones bed while they are sleeping
“dude, i just gave tom a dirt nap, he’s gonna be so p-ssed when he wakes up covered in dookie”
1. “he got shot last week, he’s taking a dirt nap”
2. “dude, i just gave tom a dirt nap, he’s gonna be so p-ssed when he wakes up covered in dookie”
when a taxi driver between p-ssengers takes a nap on the dirt… usually his hair will be sticking up and will be dazed/confused…
hey look at the cab driver. he must have just took a dirt nap..
what cj from san andreas gives to samuel l jackson at the end of the game. motherf-ckin popo can’t hold down the johnsons. grove 4 life
cj pulled out the pump shotty n ban bang dirtnapped that cop
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