dirt on a flower
the phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in att-tude, appearance, or overall composure – from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. the abbreviated version is ‘doaf.’
tiger woods is dirt on a flower (elin woods). brad pitt performed a real doaf move on jennifer aniston.
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- Dirt Show
someone or something that is extremely dirty (dirty being awesome). “man, he used to kind of suck at guitar but now he’s f-ckin’ dirt show.”
- Dirty Birds Niggga
celebrate the atlanta falcons how bout them dirty birds niggga?
- dirty desert
a dirty desert is when a girl is giving you a bl-wj-b, while your taking a sh-t, and eating cookies and milk. or you can say a blumpkin while eating cookies and milk. she totally gave me a dirty desert last night
- Dirty Double Stranger
this is a variation of the stranger. you sit on both hands until they are numb, and m-st-rb-t- with one hand while putting a finger (or more) in your -ss with the other. person 1: yo dawg i was home alone and feelin frisky so i gave myself the dirty double stranger! person 2: ewww […]
- oh geez
used in short to signify ones misfortune. most often than not it is said in a tone that could only mean disaster.. oh geez, the dog peed all over my pillow again! now i’m going to have to sleep in the garage again!!!