dirt rooster
one who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his c-ck in her/his -ss and screaming “c-ck-a-doodle-do beeyotch!!”
very effective alarm c-ck method! unless the victim has an extremely loose -n-s, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby…well, a baby with a loose -n-s anyway.
note: repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of “c-ckle-doodle-don’t beeyotch” and a bat over the head. for this, i take no responsibility, you rooster the dirt at your own risk!!!
i woke that lazy b-tch up with the good old dirt rooster this morning!!
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