dirt tan


when a person, usually a man, looks like he has a nice tan from being out in the sun all day. when in actuality it’s just dirt. usually seen on mechanics, truck drivers, racecar drivers, roofers, and a lot of guys that live in florida.
when i saw that cute mechanic i thought, “wow, he’s got a nice warm glow to him!”, but he got closer and i saw it was just a “dirt tan”.
to be so dirty that it appears as though you have a tan. also known as crust-tan.
his hands had a week long dirt tan.

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