Dirtbagging

being at a certain point of desperation where you’ll reach over to another table and help yourself to the unfinished drink of someone who’s left the lounge. common practice of stressed-out folks about to head into a sales call, going through divorce, or just want to put the “seed” in “seedy”, and need that extra drink. usually practiced after one has had a couple of drinks (to, ya know, establish that you “belong” in the establishment), and desperately reaches for some abandoned beverage in a knee-jerk, f-ck-all gesture.
“dude–drinking that beer that guy left is pretty dirtbag.”

“you wanna go get drinks later–maybe a bit of dirtbagging?”
prior to teabagging, the person performing the teabagging pulls his scr-t-m between his legs and wipes it across his -n-s.
pers1: i’m so gonna teabag mike!
pers2: no man, i heard of this thing called dirtbagging on the internet, let me show you how it’s done.
dirtbagging. verb. to attend and event or establishment with the general wardrobe, demeanor, att-tude and behavior of a typical dirtbag.

standard dirtbag attire includes: wifebeaters, flannel shirts, old 1980s rock band t-shirts, cut-off jean shorts or ripped pants.
guy 1: man, we so dirtbagged that fancy restaurant last night!
guy 2: really?
guy 1: yeah, everyone was wondering why the f-ck we were there. we got super hammered on the the cheapest beer they had, too!
guy 2: dirtbagging is so awesome.
like teabagging, but when the teabagger has feces on his scr-t-.
rob has been dirtbagging every p-ssed out guy at the party.
to quite literally, shovel sh-t down someones throat, whether they like it or not. they dont stand a chance if you’re a dirt bagger, they wont stop till you’ve either a. p-ssed out from the smell, or b. urinated yourself from the fear of what they might do. dirtbagging occasionally includes a spade and hand cuffs, though it doesnt have to.
hey dude, what are you doin with that..
oh my go-mmpf