dirty 69
when engaged in a 69, the female partner is suddenly disgusted and pukes on the male’s p-n-s. she the proceeds to pour liqour or another alcoholic beverage on him. she then sh-ts on his forehead and p-n-s. she then eats it and spits it all out on his p-n-s and sucks it clean.
man 1: man, my girl is a crackhead
man 2: why?
man 1: cuz the b-tch gave me a dirty 69
man 2: m-th-f-cka!
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