dirty airpump
put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your r-ct-m and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.
you: honey i need to fart come quick.
soul mate:( as she turns ) bang ! ( wipes face ) what was that ?
you: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump 🙂
soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?
you: nothing to strange just some cow seamen.
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