Dirty Ash Wednesday
albeit sacreligious in nature, this act is related to the dirty sanchez and the dirty rodriguez in that it involves -n-l s-x. specifically, this involves having -n-l s-x with a nun, and after having nutted profusely and with reckless abandon in her -ss, withdrawing one’s c-ck from said -ss, and demanding that the nun turn around so that a dark smudge can be placed on her forehead (similar to the ashes placed on catholics’ foreheads on ash wednesday in any given roman catholic church). the dark spot being made c-ck-borne -ss matter from the man’s d-ck.
speaking of a dirty ash wednesday, yesterday afternoon at the church bingo, i ran into my former mother superior and started reminscing about old times. afterwards, we hooked up which led to me giving her a dity ash wednesday – for old time’s sake.
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