dirty ass pirate hooker
so listen, its basically a grime who likes to grime out all her friends and likes index fingers in her b-tt while she grimes her loser blink 182 wanna be hebrew boyfriend. pirate hookers typically have big -ss mouths that are used primarily for the perfection of the art of f-ll-t–, this is a high priority of the “daph”. they also have m-ssive booties, like pirates, but are also endowed with m-ssive t-tties, not like pirates. in essence, they are grimes, with the addition of the hitherto information, as well as reminding you strangely of your mother, minus the love of f-ll-t–.
that girl leslie, she is just a dirty -ss pirate hooker, my finger was stuck in her b-tt for three hours and she wouldn’t stop giving me dome, i’m so waterlogged i needed to blowdry my pr-ck.
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