dirty bed
commonly referred to when an over weight male has a weak b-n-r and is then sat on by his fat wife in bed. this causes him to take a giant sh-t from the excitement, resulting in a duo of snow angle activity in the pile of excess body fluids.
i was in the middle of a p-rn video, when my grandmother called me asking if i could wipe her -ss cause she’s so fat she can’t reach around. my wife judy jumped on my 2 inch junk, causing an instant dirty bed.
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