dirty bird
when you put your finger in your own or someone else’s b-tt hole and flip someone off
i gave that girl a dirty bird
44 more definitions
a touchdown celebration created by jamal anderson for the 1998 atlanta falcons. the dance, which consisted of flapping arms to act like wings, was introduced when tight end o.j. santiago celebrated his two-touchdown effort following a 41-10 victory at new england in early november. the fever it generated captivated a national audience as well as brought the falcons to the front of the atlanta sports scene.
the dirty bird is one of the best end zone celebrations ever.
n. a particularly promiscuous woman. dirty birds act
in complete disregard for the consequences, hence
their unclean nature. see raggedy b-tch.
example 1
calvin (singing): got them dirty birrrrrds, got them
dirty birrrrrds…
monica: what are you babbling about?
calvin: them dirty birds, they be giving you diseases
and sh-t.
monica: eloquently stated.
example 2
david: i hear that allison has become something of
a dirty bird ever since prom night.
alejandra: f-ck me gently with a chainsaw!
an a.k.a. for kfc (kentucky fried chicken)
let’s grab some dirty bird for lunch
hammering a girl in the -ss who is not your girlfriend, then returning home and coercing your girlfriend into sucking your unwashed p-n-s.
my woman done p-ssed me off so i issued her a dirty bird using her grandmother’s -ss.
‘a girl who usually appears innocent, often having a private school background, but who is ultimately ten times dirtier than any other girl out there. she revels in being a sort of ‘secret sl-t’ and only very few know about her sl-tty behaviour. she enjoys most s-xually activities, especially those that others find out of bounds and has most likely engaged in s-x with multiple men. in short, she is filthy.’
‘that girl zoe is a right dirty bird, last night she came round to my house and sucked off me and my best mate before letting us both take her from behind’
atlanta falcons
“i wanna get you in the georgia dome on the fifty yard line
while the dirty birds kick for t’ree”
ludacris – what’s your fantasy
someone whose mind is usually in the gutter (i.e. dirty thoughts)
“have you seen my spectacles?”
“what??? t-st-cl-s?”
“dirty bird.”
or
howard stern is a dirty bird.
Read Also:
- dirty brewer
being awfully wet. no one knows why you’re wet, but you’re blacked out acting creepily perverted. did you see that dirty brewer at the bar last night? i was scared.
- dirty sandcastle
when you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your p-n-s through the tower windows and proceed to f–k her but just before you -j-c-l-t-, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down. jack: hey man, […]
- disapproud
the feeling of being disappointing in someone but at the same time feeling proud of them too. like when a father feels disappointed in their son for wanting him to become an accountant but instead becomes a figure skater. -son wins gold medal in figure skating- dad: son, i am disapproud of you!
- Drefach
a glorious haven located in the gwendraeth valley, carmarthenshire. rumour has it that it was while p-ssing through drefach that guns n roses got their inspiration for the song ‘paradise city’ due to drefach’s luscious green fields and the high number of pretty girls living there. hey man that’s a great song, what’s it called? […]
- Dudisem
pr-nounced: dood-is-um a religion created by fans of the movie “the big lebowski” that often uses the word dude and man in certain phrases. 1: “hey man. are you part of dudisem?” 2: “yeah, totally man.