dirty blueberry smoothie
another variation on the blueberry smoothie. after creating the blueberry smoothie, the person who is to eat the smoothie out of the host p-ssy sticks his/her finger up the girl’s -ss and plays with her p–pshoot while eating her out. when finished consuming the blueberry smoothie, the finger is pulled out of her -sshole and licked clean by the consumer of the smoothie.
this should not be confused with a chocolate blueberry smoothie, in which the smoothie is made in the -ss instead of p-ssy.
“wow, this b-tch i picked up at a bar last night was a total freak… she loved me playing with her -sshole, so i decided to make a dirty blueberry smoothie. i love dessert!”
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