Dirty Blumpkin
the act of receiving a bl-w j-b and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a dirty sanchez (wiping p–p above ur lip)
john was h-rny and wanted p–p on his face so he gave me a dirty blumpkin
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