Dirty Boner


when you succeed putting your unerrected c-ck into an unconsented hobo’s -sshole and then you get an erection inside him.
eric: dude, i gave a dirty b-n-r to a hobo last night.

guillaume: did you wash your c-ck?
eric: no. i like it better with this human nutella on it.
guillaume: you’re so funny. wanna f-ck?
eric: awesome dude!

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