DIRTY BOTTLES
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i got a dirty bottles.
when two people are having s-x the male gets an empty pop bottle and puts it on his d-ck (if it fits). then he dumps big loads of sperm into the bottle until its full ( if you cant fill the whole thing add some water or milk).then you add salt and viniger and quickly close the bottle. aim it at the females t-ts and it will explode and she will be covered in sperm. that is how u do the dirty bottle
i like dirty bottles
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