Dirty Brownie
diarrhea on the floor. most likely from an animal or drunk person. usually to be expected at a party, (especially at a bad one) in the closet at or around the coats; although unexpected on your bedroom floor. it’s smelly and volatile, so keep a distance of about 50 feet in order to breathe.
me and luke laughed so hard when the dog left a dirty brownie on selena’s new shirt. that dog was our hero.
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