Dirty Bumper Car


when a man is smooshing with a woman in the doggystyle position, she defecates all over his waistline, and he continues to have s-x with her; smashing the feces all over the two of them, while ramming each other like b-mper cars
after an insane night at the bar, bob combo was nailing some strange from behind, when all of a sudden the coyote ugly sh-t all over his man p-b-s. bob contemplated quitting, but instead he just kept on trucking. ultimately giving the chubby vixen her first dirty b-mper car.

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