Dirty Burrito

the act of defecating into a sock, stocking or other similar item of clothing and beating somebody with it. generally done for s-xual purposes.
man, that b-tch was acting way too uppity. she got what was coming to her, though; he showed her who was boss and gave her a dirty burrito. she smelled like sh-t for a week.
the dirty burrito is were u either go to your local mexican restaurant and ask for a pancake roll or go to your local supermarket and buy some. then invite a girl back to your place that you know has been baking a sh-t in her -ss for days (make sure she has eaten a lot of fibre for a bigger sh-t, thats if your hungry as f-ck). then ask her politely if she wouldnt mind a bit of -n-l before she needs the toilet. when she says yes and your -n-ling her wait till your about the c-m and vigorously punch her stomach then j-zz straight into her -ss and as soon as you have pulled your c-ck out place the pancake on a plate and position it below her -ss. she will begin sh-tting the j-zz covered sh-t onto the pancake. when she is finished wrap efficiently and enjoy the delectable burrito but don’t forget ladies first and offer nicely.
dude i had the most delicious dirty burrito last night she hadn’t sh-t in 3 weeks and i think she was a vegetarian cause the corn was amazing, but man it was f-cking nutty and most of it was runny but it gave it extra flavour but i only had a little bit. i offered it to her and and she devoured the whole thing the sl-t!
putting your p-n-s into an -n-s then pulling it out and putting it into someones mouth.
i gave her a mouth full of dirty burrito and she said it was better than taco bell!
when your -n-ling a girl and she sh-ts on your p-n-s then gives you head
dirty burrito -n-l p-n-s dirty sanchez
the act of farting in someone’s hoodie and then strangling them with the hood.
rodrigo: jesus christ! i’m about to hurl after juan gave me a dirty burrito after finishing off 3 crunchwrap supremes!

manuel: sweet mother mary! thats almost as bad as the time mi padre gave me one after finishing off a plate of abuela’s famous tamales on christmas morning.