Dirty Calvin
1.this is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.
2. when a man crys while having s-x, like a m-ssive p-ssy.
3. when a guy c-ms early, but has s-x anyway…
last night, nick pulled a dirty calvin, it sucked.
when you and a female parter are having -n-l s-x, she has to take a p–p, so you pull out let her take the p–p then you put it back up her b-ttox then u give her -n-l then you take the p–p and put it in your b-ttox
” oh d-mn! me and that b-tch had a crazy night we had a dirty calvin”
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