Dirty Cantos
the act of doing one of your friends mom in the -ss and then smacking her in the face with your p-n-s giving her a black eye, maybe even resulting in her having to get st-tches.
the reason gonzalos mom looks so bad is because i gave her a “dirty cantos”.
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