Dirty Carroyo
a dirty carroyo is when your having s-x with your spouse or what not and decide to spice things up a bit by hitting her in the back of the head with a terracotta teapot. that is done if the s-x is bad, or maybe they have upset you in some way earlier. this often causes them to tense up or to be knocked out. either way it is a exciting thing to do. this was created from a parody or spoof from a mayor of miami that threw a terracotta teapot at his wife one night.
i.e. i gave that b-tch a dirty carroyo last night. thats the last time she will spit instead of swallow.
i.e. i gave that girl a dirty carroyo since she is like a dead fish in bed.
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