Dirty Clarinet


a s-xual act that begins with -n-l penetration, then the man removes his d-ck from the woman’s -ss, and she proceeds to suck his d-ck while fiddling with his b-lls, resembling playing a dirty clarinet.
i got the best dirty clarinet last night, but then that dirty ho tried to kiss me so i had to give her a dutch oven to teach her a lesson

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