Dirty Cushion


when a bare–ssed man, who gets a bl-wj-b from a female, leaves skid marks on the girls couch, then flips it over to cover the scene of the crime.
guy 1 : dude i was at claires house last night, and got a bl-wj-b on her couch….

guy 2 : yeah….

guy 1 : i did the dirty cushion and booked it out of there.

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