Dirty Dana
when you take a girl out to a nice dinner, see a show, and pay for everything. then the woman takes you back to her place, where she reveals that she is a zombie den-mother, and you proceed to beat her down with your cutl-ss. because you are a pirate, and you never leave home without it. the remainder of the zombie horde is then destroyed by your vampire army.
dude, that b-tch was a total ice queen. but i pulled a dirty dana on her, and she shut up real quick.
the gross act of rather disgusting and very obvious fornication in a public place.
usually oral s-x
i.e. a park, baseball field, or mall
guy #1 “dude i was out with this chick yesterday and we totally had a dirty dana”
guy #2 “aww man that’s so gross! where’d you do it?”
guy #1 “at this small little public park. we’re gonna call it fornication park now.”
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