Dirty Dentist
the act of woman giving a man a proper rim job (“eating out” the -n-l cavity), then choosing to clean the sh-t out of her teeth by flossing with his pubic hair.
“after my girlfriend gave me a rim job, she asked for a piece of gum. i told her i didn’t have any gum, but if she she really needed to, she could give me the dirty dentist.”
when the man uses a crowbar to yank out the female’s teeth before shoving the bl–dy teeth inside her -n-s. he then proceeds to -j-c-l-t- into her -n-s so that the teeth are sufficiently coated in feces, s-m-n and blood. the male then uses his mouth to pick them out and drop them into the womans v-g-n-. he then smashes the woman in the back with the crowbar, breaking her spine and making her able to use her mouth to pick the teeth out of her v-g-n- and back into their place.
person 1) greg tried to dirty dentist jane so she slapped him
person 2)g-d, the dirty b-st-rd!
v. the act of giving oral then flosing your teeth with the receiving person’s p-b-s while they p-ss in your mouth
dude she gave me a dirty dentist
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