dirty dicking
the act of f-cking one girls -ss then f-cking a second girl’s v-g-n- with out showering between
i dirty d-cked my girlfriend last night, after i got done f-cking some dumb broad in the -ss i tottaly f-cked her with out washing up first
the act of rubbing your d-ck, preferably when dirty, over an item, preferably food, that does not belong to you when the rightful owner isn’t looking.
ideally, after the act of dirty d-cking someone’s food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.
i was dirty d-cking caleb’s burritos he left in the microwave earlier, hopefully he’ll eat them.
the act of repeatedly sticking one’s p-n-s in a female’s -n-s.
i was banging yolanda last night, and we got a little carried away. my shlong slipped out of her kooch and into her browneye. i was dirty d-cking her, and it felt pretty d-mn good.
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