Dirty-Dished
when someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. by secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.
if you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
wife: why is there still food on these dishes?
husband: no there is not. i just cleaned them.
wife: then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
husband: i guess i missed a few spots.
wife: you always miss most of the spots.
(wife’s internal monologue) – he is incapable of cleaning anything….i’ll have to do it myself
husband: baby, you want me to do them again?
wife: no thanks. if you do them again, i’ll just have to show you what you missed again.
(husband’s internal monologue) – yes! no more dishes.
wife’s therapist: so you are now doing the dishes because he “can’t” clean them. you let him off the hook like that? sounds like you got dirty-dished.
wife: literally
loaf
slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
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