Dirty Doorknob
it’s when a woman takes -n-l beads, shoves it up the man’s -ss, and proceeds to twist them around in a “door-kn-b-esque” fashion.
she then removes the -n-l beads from his -ss, and smacks him repeatedly in the face with the dirty beads.
hence, we have a dirty doorkn-b.
“i dirty doorkn-bbed that f-ggot good!”
during s-x, you lube up your fist, aim, and upper cut your partner in the -ss almost hard enough to fist them. the partner will scream and grab the closest thing to them, mainly the doorkn-b out of the house.
tyler: dude, would you ever give kat a dirty doorkn-b?
stupid skinhead: yeah, and my brother in the same session.
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