dirty enrique
when a n-gg- sticks his finger in a b-tch’s -sshole then pulls it out with a little bit of sh-t on his finger and pokes her cheek leaving a dot like enrique iglesias mole
“i just gave this b-tch a dirty enrique”
“b-tches love the dirty enrique”
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