Dirty Eskimo
inserting ice cubes into a male or females -sshole and procedding to have -n-l s-x with them until the ice melts and then you drink it.
i gave my girlfriend the most rightous dirty eskimo, it made my d-ck numb. 🙂
taking a sh-t outside in the snow, then wiping your -ss with a snowball and throwing it at someone. the muddier the p–p, the dirtier the eskimo.
the unsuspecting skiers on the chairlift got dirty eskimo’d by a snowboarder in the woods.
dropping a large, long “lincoln log” dump and freezing it solid.
then using it as an -n-l d-ld- while you bang your favorite girl.
“keep out my freezer, i’m prepping a dirty eskimo”
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