Dirty Essay
when a student hates writing her university paper so incredibly much and is so sick and tired of thinking of normal things to do to procrastinate, that she takes the half-finished essay and f-cks the paper up her -ss. only then can she finally feel satisfied at handing in the sh-t-covered essay to her professor by lighting the pile of academic sh-t on fire, on his desk.
angry girlfriend on phone: “if you don’t come over here right now and shoot me in my -sshole face for having to write this paper, i’m going to have to pull a dirty essay!”
loving boyfriend: “if you don’t write your essay i will come over and sh-t in your face. thats a promise or you’ll get a dirty sanchez.”
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