Dirty Filling
when a girl has a gap in her teeth, you -j-c-l-t- into the gap resulting in a cheap and easy fix solution for her gap.
girl: i wan’t to get this gap fixed but my job at hooters doesn’t pay well!
guy: i’ll give you a dirty filling then
girl: that’s so smart!
(pants drop)
when a girl has a gap in her teeth, you -j-c-l-t- into the gap and make a perfect fix for her gap.
girl: i want to get this gap fixed but my job at hooters doesn’t pay enough!
guy: i have a better solution, i’ll give you a dirty filling
girl: yes! why didn’t i think of that?!
(pants h-t the floor)
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