Dirty Freddo
the act of sh-tting into a freddo chocolate mould, cooking it until it turns to a liquid and then putting it into the fridge to set. when it has set you wrap it up and sell it for 10p. simples.
ashley: “mmm, this freddo is so good!”
kishan: “why is there sweetcorn in there?”
ashley: “sh-t…it’s a f-cking dirty freddo!”
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