Dirty Gandalf
the dirty gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout “you shall not p-ss!”. to add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. photographs must me taken for posterity.
darling , i have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for dirty gandalf to arrive.
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