dirty gas pump
starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your -ss cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible.
i know she wants a dirty gas pump when she insists on paying at the local mexican restaraunt.
latin: immunda ientaculum
adding a little southern twist to the traditional british tea bag, the woman brings the man’s t-st-cl-s into her mouth while facing his backside. as she performs a handjob while “tea-bagging” him, the man should flatulate as much as possible. with her face buried deep in his behind, the man’s wind will provide an odorous addition for the woman.
from: “dirty sanchez’s guide to buck nasty s-x”
i think the key to surviving a dirty gas pump is breath control. eventually you learn when to breathe through the nose, alternating with removing the b-lls, for deep breaths through the mouth. it’s not hard, but until you get the hang of it, it’s not pleasant.
when yoru are teabaggin a girl and her nose is in your -ss and you fart.
when i was with that girl last night i gave her a dirty gas pump.
after doing a girl in the -ss pull out and stick it in her mouh. then proceed to pee in her mouth. thus replicating a gas pump
i totaly gave a girl a dirty gas pump
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