dirty grinch
after a post-coital affair, one steals all of the other s-x partner’s lubricant and previously used s-x toys.
“ruthie was a dirty grinch last night. after we f-cked, he stole my vibrator!”
a modification of the “dirty santa” gift exchange which entails picking a number and getting to steal someone’s gift. the “dirty grinch” works the same way but you’re allowed to add insult to injury by stealing the gift and performing a dirty sanchez as you depart. thereby leaving the victim with a shat mustache, no gift and green with envy.
my office had a christmas party and a dirty grinch gift exchange. i stole sheila’s gift and left her with a dirty sanchez but just like when the grinch’s heart grew three sizes that day, i paid homage by using 3 fingers. she was green with envy as i enjoyed the gift of a jack daniels in a pewter-studded flask.
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