dirty hammer
a s-x position that involves three men. the first one bends over, the second man the proceeds to place his erect p-n-s in front of the first man’s -sshole. after that the third man uses his p-n-s as a hammer to slap the second man on the -ss until the second man penetrates the first one.
bob: hey dude what was that slapping noise coming from your room last night?
jon: oh me, charles and george were doing a dirty hammer.
bob: awesome!
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