Dirty Handshake

so named for its resemblance to the familiar hand based greeting. this pleasure technique requires the female to be in a doggy style position as four fingers and as much of your hand are inserted into the v-g-n-. -ssuming the female has not gorged herself on tommy’s burger, the thumb can be safely used to penetrate the -n-s without fear of mudslides. also referred to as “four in the slit, one in the sh-t”.
if you got deals to make, seal them with a dirty handshake.
2 more definitions
rocky, indie, blues band hailing from northern scotland. popular in the early 00’s during their 5 year career before woman, booze and lack of interest got in the way.
wow did you see the dirty hand shakes last night they were awesome.
the act of j-zzing, or ejaculating, into your palm and slapping someone across the face. can be done either in front of them or premeditated. you don’t necessarily have to dislike a person to do such gesture. most times it is an act of desperation to get the attention of another female or male or coworker.
dirty handshaker- “hey baby! baby? sweety?” -smack-

victim-“wtf!!!? what?”

dirty handshaker- “i love you!” 🙂

victim- “i know” 🙂

or

dirty handshaker- “hey frank! yeah you!” -smack-

victim-“wtf!!!? why’d you do that?”

dirty handshaker- “cuz you’re my boy!” 🙂

victim- “i know” 🙂