Dirty Howie


when a man has s-xual intercourse (v-g-n-l, and/or -n-l) with a woman without ever kissing her or making out with her because she is so unattractive.
“i pulled a dirty howie last night with this ugly -ss b-tch that i picked up from the bar when i was blacked out.”

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