Dirty Insurgent


a s-xual maneuver that simulates an insurgent kidnapping during climax.

when having s-x doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner’s head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.

if this maneuver is executed during -n-l s-x it is known as a “rusty insurgent”
male example: yo i pulled off a “dirty insurgent” last night! satin pillow cases work way better than the cotton ones.

female example: that guy i went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. he’s so dreamy!!!

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