Dirty Isaac
a bowel movement that includes all of the following results:
1. clogs the toilet before the toilet paper even gets a chance to go down.
2. leaves a horrific scent in the bathroom that lingers for at least a week, no matter how fast/long the fan is on.
3. leaves the person who moved it so empty, that he/she is hungry after.
if you ever leave a dirty isaac in my bathroom again, you will no longer be welcome in my house
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