Dirty Jared
when the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female’s rim. the action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of -n-l fisting-albeit with a nose.
boy 1: hey you gut any guacamole?
boy 2: huh? eating some salsa?
boy 1: nah man, going to dirty jared my girl.
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