Dirty Javier
the act of meeting someone, getting invited over and seizing the opportunity to take a m-ssive dump in their bathroom and taking off right after, leaving the other person baffled and their house smelling like burrito night gone bad.
– “so you’re telling me this guy just gave you a dirty javier and left?”
– “i know! he’s so mysterious… (sigh)”
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