Dirty Jew Williams

a verb describing the p-ssover holiday tradition where your grandma sh-ts into a cup and feeds it to your grandpa, after which your other grandpa and your dad begin taking turns f-cking that same grandma — from behind and in her still-uncleaned -sshole — while your mom lies underneath sucking their b-lls and oc-ssionally getting a lick of their sh-t covered c-cks.

beginning in the late 1980s, stories of a variation of the dirty jew williams began surfacing on dial-up bulletin boards in and around turlock, california. the “dirty california williams,” as the variation is now known, involves all of the same circ-mstances above and, in addition, requires your dog to f-ck your dog’s mom, while your dog’s dad f-cks your mom (who is still lying underneath the grandparent action, sucking b-lls and licking sh-t d-ck from time to time). san francisco h-m-s-xuals escalated the dirty california williams in the mid-1990s by joining in the action themselves, -ssuming a position behind their dads and throat f-cking their grandpas periodically.
we had to rush to the hospital after my grandpa got an ulcer from worms in my grandma’s sh-t. the doctors were disgusted at first, but they apologized after they realized we were only doing a dirty jew williams. one of them could totally relate — his mom required a hysterectomy after his dog ripped up her p-ssy when they tried out the dirty california williams a few years back.

a family that dirty jew williams together, stays together.